Viva Ed Vegas Introduction-Mud Sling-Edd
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OW PLAYING-NENEH CHERRY-7 SECONDS (sequencer Unknown)Poor Edd feels about as useful as a kilt of a windy day when Melissa faces a bout of heartache...
The Eds raced towards the kitchen to get some grub when Edd noticed Melissa walk in, a forlorn look on her face.
"Oh my... I wonder whats wrong?" worried Edd as he noticed how miserable she looked.
"One of the bulbs has probably gone out on her vanity mirror." Scoffed Eddy.
Edd took a deep breath and felt his pulse quicken as he walked over, leaving Ed and Eddy in the queue.
"Hey, wheres sockhead going?!?" protested Eddy.
"Hes gone to water...the Christmas tree because its dry." Explained Ed.
"Hey Melissa." Said Edd as he approached her. Melissa's eyes were sad and moist.
"Oh Hi, Double Dee." she answered with a small smile.
"Is something the matter?" he asked with concern in his voice.
"No I mean, yes, but its nothing." She lied, her voice cracking.
"What is it?" he asked again. "Tell me. You know what they say, a problem shared is a problem halved." He comforted. "Take a picture Kevin, it'll last longer!" Nazz came down the stairs as Kevin and his pals snickered amongst themslves. "idiot..." she snarled to himself.
~ Where is she?!? She came in here, I know she di-Oh there you are, lady! ~ Nazz beamed as she noticed her girl Melissa sitting on the edge of the table nearby.
"Melissa, I'm so sorry we got split up back there, are you feeling any better?" piped Nazz, barging past Edd and putting her hands over Melissa's. Edd stood by, feeling pretty useless.
"Its,,, its" sniffled Melissa. "Its just that it was the last thing Sarah Sparkle helped me make before she...she... " Melissa heaved as she tried to finish. Edd felt his insides churn with guilt.
"That's just awful!" said Nazz, sitting down next to her. " I still can't believe the way it happened..poor girl..." she said with pity as she wrapped her arm around Melissa. Edd stood agape. He had never seen Nazz act so caring towards another girl, especially one who presented considerable competition on the beauty stakes. Then again, Melissa did seem to provoke the need to care in people without even thinking. Edd often caught glimpses off utter sadness in her eyes as she talked, and to see her in all her vulnerability as she sobbed broke his heart. He handed Melissa a tissue, his hand shaking. She dabbed her eyes and blew her nose.
"You're such good friends, guys..." she sniffled.
"Anytime, Mel... Nazz nodded.
"it ws a horible sight as I walked in..." Melissa trembled. "I just looked up..."
Nazz bit her lip with anticipation.
"And,,," Melissa blubbed. Edd felt a rush of nausea run over his body. Melissa heaved in some breath and collapsed.
"Elvis' pelvis was ripped!" She held on to Nazz for comfort as she cried uncontrollably into her T-shirt. Nazz patted her back kindly as Edd wrestled with his troubled conscience.
"Who could do that?!?" said Nazz in disgust, swaying Melissa from side to side.
"Wheres the funeral?" squawked Eddy through a mouthful of cheese and tomato sandwich.
"I dont know where the funeral is, Eddy" spat Edd, taking his arm and marching him into the corner. "but the funeral- ee is right here!"
"Where?!? Where?!?" shouted Ed, his head swinging around.
"Stop it, Bean dip!" snapped Eddy, slapping Eds forehead.
"You see that, Eddy?!?" pointed Edd to Melissa sobbing in the corner, by this time Rolf, Daisy and Kevin had gone over. "Those are the tears of a broken heart, Mister! The heart youre guilty of shattering! Do you know how much work was put into that tapestry?!?"
"No and I couldnt give a flying monkey, either!" hissed Eddy, swiping at Edds pointing finger and storming off. Edd let him go, figuring he would catch up with him later. He and Edd walked back over to where Melissa was sitting.
"Whoever did this is getting thrashed!" promised Daisy.
"What? By you? Pull the other one, tinkerbell!" mocked Kevin.
"Youll be laughing on the other side of your ugly face at the tryouts this afternoon!" she seethed.
"Oh, I wouldnt bet on it." Said Kevin smugly. "Especially as its me thatll be picking whos taking my place."
"You?!? Why?!?" exclaimed Daisy.
"Well Ive only been team captain in school for the past 5 years running. That answer your question?"
"Get ready to retire, Kevin,,, permanently!" growled Daisy with fire in her eyes. The two stood there staring each other down fiercely.
"Guys?!?" interrupted Nazz. "Either leave this until later or take it outside." Kevin took one last icy look at Daisy and flicked his eyes away.
"Rolf has never seen such emotion over a throwrug!" stated Rolf.
"Rolf, its not just any throwrug!" corrected Nazz, Melissa's head on her shoulder. "Its THE throwrug, Dude! Its got everything Vegas from The Hard Rock to the Paris Hilton hotels, the Stardust to Elvis Presley! Its even got Melissas Mom and Dad embroidered into it!"
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