Viva Ed Vegas Introduction-Mud Sling-Edd

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OW PLAYING-NENEH CHERRY-7 SECONDS (sequencer Unknown)Poor Edd feels about as useful as a kilt of a windy day when Melissa faces a bout of heartache...

The Eds raced towards the kitchen to get some grub when Edd
noticed Melissa walk in, a forlorn look on her face.




"Oh my... I wonder whats wrong?" worried Edd as he noticed how
miserable she looked.
"One of the bulbs has probably gone out on her vanity
mirror." Scoffed Eddy.
Edd took a deep breath and felt his pulse quicken as he
walked over, leaving Ed and Eddy in the queue.
"Hey, wheres sockhead going?!?" protested Eddy.
"Hes gone to water...the Christmas tree because its dry."
Explained Ed.
"Hey Melissa." Said Edd as he approached her. Melissa's eyes
were sad and moist.
"Oh Hi, Double Dee." she answered with a small smile.
"Is something the matter?" he asked with concern in his
voice.
"No I mean, yes, but its nothing." She lied, her voice
cracking.
"What is it?" he asked again. "Tell me. You know what they
say, a problem shared is a problem halved." He comforted.
"Take a picture Kevin, it'll last longer!"
Nazz came down the stairs as Kevin and his pals
snickered amongst themslves.
"idiot..." she snarled to himself. ~ Where is she?!? She came in here, I know she di-Oh there you are, lady! ~
Nazz beamed as she noticed her girl Melissa sitting on the
edge of the table nearby.
"Melissa, I'm so sorry we got split up back there, are
you feeling any better?" piped Nazz, barging past Edd and
putting her hands over Melissa's. Edd stood by, feeling
pretty useless.
"Its,,, its" sniffled Melissa. "Its just that it was the last thing Sarah Sparkle helped me make before she...she...
" Melissa heaved as she tried to finish. Edd felt his insides churn with guilt.
"That's just awful!" said Nazz, sitting down next to
her. " I still can't believe the way it happened..poor girl..."
she said with pity as she wrapped her
arm around Melissa. Edd stood agape. He had never seen Nazz act so caring towards another girl, especially one who
presented considerable competition on the
beauty stakes. Then again, Melissa did seem to provoke the need to care in people without even thinking.
Edd often caught glimpses off utter sadness in her eyes as she talked,
and to see her in all her vulnerability as
she sobbed broke his heart. He handed Melissa a tissue, his hand shaking. She dabbed
her eyes and blew her nose.
"You're such good friends, guys..." she sniffled.
"Anytime, Mel... Nazz nodded.




"it ws a horible sight as I walked in..." Melissa trembled. "I just looked up..."
Nazz bit
her lip with anticipation.
"And,,," Melissa blubbed. Edd felt a rush of nausea run over
his body. Melissa heaved in some breath and collapsed.
"Elvis' pelvis was ripped!" She held on to Nazz for comfort
as she cried uncontrollably into her T-shirt. Nazz patted
her back kindly as Edd wrestled with his troubled
conscience.
"Who could do that?!?" said Nazz in disgust, swaying Melissa
from side to side.
"Wheres the funeral?" squawked Eddy through a mouthful of
cheese and tomato sandwich.
"I dont know where the funeral is, Eddy" spat Edd, taking
his arm and marching him into the corner. "but the funeral-
ee is right here!"
"Where?!? Where?!?" shouted Ed, his head swinging around.
"Stop it, Bean dip!" snapped Eddy, slapping Eds forehead.
"You see that, Eddy?!?" pointed Edd to Melissa sobbing in
the corner, by this time Rolf, Daisy and Kevin had gone
over. "Those are the tears of a broken heart, Mister! The
heart youre guilty of shattering! Do you know how much work
was put into that tapestry?!?"
"No and I couldnt give a flying monkey, either!" hissed
Eddy, swiping at Edds pointing finger and storming off. Edd
let him go, figuring he would catch up with him later. He
and Edd walked back over to where Melissa was sitting.
"Whoever did this is getting thrashed!" promised Daisy.
"What? By you? Pull the other one, tinkerbell!" mocked Kevin.
"Youll be laughing on the other side of your ugly face at
the tryouts this afternoon!" she seethed.
"Oh, I wouldnt bet on it." Said Kevin smugly. "Especially as
its me thatll be picking whos taking my place."
"You?!? Why?!?" exclaimed Daisy.
"Well Ive only been team captain in school for the past 5
years running. That answer your question?"
"Get ready to retire, Kevin,,, permanently!" growled Daisy
with fire in her eyes. The two stood there staring each
other down fiercely.
"Guys?!?" interrupted Nazz. "Either leave this until later
or take it outside." Kevin took one last icy look at Daisy
and flicked his eyes away.
"Rolf has never seen such emotion over a throwrug!" stated
Rolf.
"Rolf, its not just any throwrug!" corrected Nazz, Melissa's
head on her shoulder. "Its THE throwrug, Dude! Its got
everything Vegas from The Hard Rock to the Paris Hilton
hotels, the Stardust to Elvis Presley! Its even got Melissas
Mom and Dad embroidered into it!"







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