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NOW PLAYING-EYE OF THE TIGER (Sequencer Unknown)The gloves are off as Daisy proves that size doesn't matter...
"Hey girls, look who it is!" Lee Kankers
voice boomed through the cafeteria as she strutted down the
steps, Marie and May following behind her. Melissa's lip
trembled and she felt all the blood rush from her face,
making her turn ghostly white. The Kankers walked towards
her and the kids scarpered, all except Daisy, who stood
loyal, her fists clenched and her teeth grinding.
Ed grabbed hold of Edd under his arm and ran for cover. They
cowered behind a food trolley as the terrible trio loomed
over Melissa and Daisy. "If it aint Missy Twinkle!" jeered
Marie, her hands on her hips and leaning her head like a
cobra towards her. "The class sweetheart!"
"And the Little Leaguer, Daisy Doorstop!" laughed May."Hey...I like that hat,Melissa!" May
complimented sincerely. Melissa irked in confusion as Lee and Marie gave their sister
peeved faces.
"Ur..thanks." Melissa peeped at May's unexpected niceness. Lee grunted in irritation and picked up the pace again.
"Ooh, they're so talented!" she mocked, her face right in
front of Melissa's. "Im waiting! Sing something!"
"Yeah, sing something Melissa and Daisy, you're really good! Isn't she good, girls?!?"
May squealed enthusiastically,shaking Melissa giddily by her shoulders.
Daisy's fists relaxed slghtly as she tried not to laugh hysterically. For a Kanker May was pretty okay.
"Shurrup, may!" Lee barked, pulling her back by her shoulder.
"I'm shutting up!" she nodded.
She always WAS a bit slow on the uptake though.
She probably had to be TOLD to dislike
Melissa, she was too air-headed to manifest it herself.
"W-What are you doing here?" Melissa stammered, her body
shuddering with fear.
"ain't you got a trashcan to pick your dinner out of or
something?" mocked Daisy.
"We could have asked you the same thing." Said Lee
intimidatingly. "Its a small world. Boy we had some good
times back in Vegas with you Missy, didnt we girls?"
"Yeah!" chorused Marie venomously.
"Ur...yeah!" May agreed on cue. Marie and Lee looked at her cynically.
"I doubt that." Objected Melissa, standing up to walk away,
taking Daisys arm.
"Hold up there, Twinkletoes." Threatened Lee, pushing her
back down.
"THATS ENOUGH!!!!!" screeched Edd from behind the trolley,
standing up with his fist in the air. "Okay?" he whimpered,
realising what hed just done. The eyes of the whole
cafeteria turned on him and he felt himself shrivel like a
dried-up flower. Melissa gasped with astonishment at his
bravery and Marie seethed.
"Give him the lip-lock, Lee!" she spat.
"Huh! Looks like we got a three-for-one pounding deal,
girls!" hooted Lee.
Suddenly Melissa found her courage and stormed towards her.
"It was you!" she bellowed, standing up and pointing her
accusing finger at the Kankers, her blood stirring madly in
her temples. She felt the angry tears come to her eyes and
the adrenaline rush before a fight surge through her whole
body. "You three have pulled some stunts in the past!" she
snarled hatefully. "Well, okay, May mainly tagged along, but
YOU two..." Melissa pointed. "even now youve got to find a reason
to persecute me! Just a little something to get under my
skin! Anything to keep me under your thumbs!
What is WRONG with you?!?"
She walked right up to Marie, squaring her up and staring right into
her eyes demonically."And you! I never thought even you
would sink this low! To rip a huge hole in my Vegas
tapestry! You knew how much I loved it!" she screeched.
"Not good, not good!" muttered Edd to himself.
"What? You're crazy!" denied Marie, walking backwards as the
no-longer fearful Melissa backed her into a wall. Lee and
May stood by in shock. "Lee, do something!" she begged.
"Cmon, Kankersore! Take your lumps!" demanded Daisy,
bouncing on her toes.
"Use it or lose it, Squirt!" said Lee, knocking her out of
the way. Daisy saw red and leapt onto Lees back and locked
her legs around her waist.
May! Marie! Get this thing off me!" howled Lee,
spinning around wildly in an effort to get the lichen-like Daisy
off. The tiny terror clung on parasitically.
"Fight! Fight! Fight!"May jumped up and down as her sister spiralled pitifully.
"He-he-he, you're funny, Kanker!" Daisy laughed as Lee wriggled aroud underneath her.
"Fowl!" Ed shouted.
"Offside!" May waved.
"Penalty!" Ed winked at her as he picked up an apple pie.
"Huh?" Edd peeped questioningly. "Okay Lee, quit flapping your trap and hold still!" snapped Marie, trying desperately to prize
Daisy off.
"No Ed wait!" Edd begged.
Lee lunged forward and went for Melissa’s hat, but missed when Ed threw an apple pie at her.
"Dead boyfriends, 3 o’clock!" screamed Lee as she and May launched themselves at Ed and Edd.
"Yea-ohhhhhhhhhhh no!" Ed cheered but stopped himself in time before anyone noticed his merriment
"But it’s only one o’ clock!" he wondered. "Relax, Double D!"
"What have you done, Ed?!?" squealed Edd, pulling his hat over his eyes in panic.
Ed picked him up and put him on the trolley before racing off
with it out of the cafeteria.
"See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya!" cackled Marie to Melissa before
running after the Eds with her sisters.
Melissa glared at her and
watched bitterly as the three Curses of The cul-de-sac dispelled
themselves around the school to hunt down their prey, Daisy
still hanging onto Lee until the very last moment when Lee knocked
her off by running through the swing doors. Edd’s terrified howls
rang through the corridors, mingled with
" Stay back, hideous life forms...tickle tickle!" from Ed.
"OOF!" Daisy gasped, landing on her back. Melissa ran to her aid, and the
other kids came out of their hiding places and followed her.
"Are you all right, Daisy?!?" squeaked Melissa, helping her up.
"Grandma, is that you?" slurred Daisy, her eyes spinning.
Nazz and Melissa took her to a chair and sat her down.
"Do you know the Kankers?!?" asked Nazz in disbelief.
"Unfortunately…yes we do." Sighed Melissa.
"How?"
"I…um…I don’t really want to go into that right now, Nazz."
Said Melissa. Nazz nodded her head.
"What’s up with Daffy- I mean, Daisy!" sniggered Kevin.
" You can talk, Peg-Leg!" she hissed, coming to her senses.
"I didn’t exactly see you standing up to those trailer rats!"
"I’m saving my energy for this afternoon…wouldn’t want to
make any rash decisions about who’s taking my place on the
team, now would I?" He sneered, polishing his knuckles on
his sweater.
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