Viva Ed Vegas Introduction-Mud Sling-Edd
Viva Ed Vegas Chapter One-Eds Will Roll
Chapter Two-Getting Better Aquaint-ed
Chapter Three Put the ED into action
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NOW PLAYING-BEETLEJUICE THEME-Much to Melissa's dismay and Eddy's amusement...all is revealed!(SEQUENCED BY Wesley Ellinger) ."Isn’t he so intriguing!" gushed Edd as he passed his new pet lab rat to Eddy. "How can a creature so small,so simplistic, be so intelligent?"
"Wow,a mouse." Yawned Eddy as Edd placed it in his hands.
"His name’s Eustace, and he is a rat, Eddy, not a mouse."
"Hello, I am Ed!" waved Ed.
"Rat, mouse, same difference!" snapped Eddy, whipping out a list.
"What’s that, Eddy?" asked Edd as he knotted up the 2nd bin bag full of Vegabreakers.
"Only the costume plans for Missy Twinkle and the Erupting Eds, Double D my-man!" cooed Eddy. "Melissa’s staying behind tonight at school on the sewing machines -she’s fixing me up a suit! And you ain’t knowin’ what it is cos it’s a surprise!" sniggered Eddy.
"Don’t let the excitement spoil your grammar, Eddy." Muttered Edd, giving Eustace to Ed to play with.
"Aww rats are so cuddly and so soft." Said Ed, rubbing the rat under his chin. "Hmm...that's interesting!" Ed observed, watching the rat run from the back of Ed's arm to the other. "Ed is in a fit of sneezing around rabbits...but rats he seems immune to!" "His fur smells like my bedroom curtains, double dee!" ed laughed. Eddy scoffed as he turned to the garage door.
"C’mon guys, walkie-talkies on, lets go round up some breakerbomb ingredients! " Eddy stopped dead in his tracks as he opened the garage door to find Melissa standing there, her Vegas tapestry in one hand, and Eddy’s chain in the other.
Her look was incinerating, and she stood there shaking her head in disdain.
"Oh my..." mumbled Edd, knowing what was coming.
"Um hey, Missy-baybee, heh-heh!" stammered Eddy, sweating madly. " how’s it going? .Um I see you’ve found my chain, I was looking everywhere for"-
"No, Eddy!" snapped Melissa, snatching it away as he went to grab it. "I didn’t find it, the janitor did in the textile room where my tapestry was!"
"Um, Melissa, please we can explain!" reasoned Edd. "Well, no actually we can’t"-
"Too right, you can’t!" she spat. "I can’t believe you let me blame the Kankers for something you three did! What are you?!? You’re supposed to be my friends!"
"Your friends?!? please!" cackled Eddy in retort, his arms folded. He finally let go the bitterness he felt for her. Edd frowned at him with disgust.
Melissa felt a lump weigh down her throat.
" Wow...Kevin and the others were right... you really ARE a scumbag!" she shook her head laughing sorely with disbelief. She tossed the ripped rug at Eddy. The weight of it made him fall to the ground. He scrambled up angrily.
"Hey!" he hissed. "It’s not our fault you’re a stuck-up prissy rich kid from Vegas who gets everything she wants! Man, all the hoo-haa over a lousy throw rug!"
"How dare you turn this onto me!" she bellowed, making the Eds jump, including Eddy. "You destroy my project, possibly the only proper memorabilia I have left from my Parent’s days in the candybeets" her voice wobbled as she continued. "It’s a family heirloom, but you know what?!? It’s soiled now! Here, take your lousy chain!" she flung it at him fiercely. " Everything you touch turns to garbage, Eddy." Melissa turned on her heels and went to walk away.
Eddy pushed Edd and Ed out of his way, his face a burning red and his teeth grinding. He grabbed ahold of Eustace the rat. "oh yea?!?" he questioned acidically, walking behind her. "Well, you won’t be wanting to touch this then, will yer?!?" he growled, dropping the rodent onto her neck. Melissa screamed as she felt Eustace’ wriggling and scrawny feet clamber along her shoulders.
"Eddy, what is it?!? What is it?!? Aaaaaargh!!!! Get it off, Double D!! Help! Ed!!" she pleaded as she rocketed around in circles. Eddy fell about laughing as she squirmed to get Eustace off. Ed and Edd stood agape. Eustace wrapped his tail around the tip of her hat and soon found himself swinging from the flower, looking at Melissa. Gormless as he was, Eustace hung like an acrobat, desperately clawing the air to get something to grab hold of. Melissa slapped and flapped at him pitifully. Suddenly the unthinkable happened her hat slid off!!! Melissa froze when she saw it fall to the ground from the corner of her eye. She turned sharply and Eustace was hurled into Edd’s chrysanthemums. From Melissa's head fell a tress of bright blue curls reaching almost the back of her thighs. The Eds gasped as
she looked up achingly,
"Cheese Louise!" gasped Ed.
"Hat off! not good!" panicked Edd shaking his head with shame.
"Now, that’s scary!" laughed Eddy.
Melissa, her face a ghostly white, turned to face the Eds, who stood speechless from what they saw.
"Eds ...If I ever see any of you again it’ll be too soon!" she cursed before sprinting off towards Pineapple Place. She stifled her sobs until she was around the corner, then she let it flow. The embarrassment, the heartache, the betrayal all out in the Peach Creek Air. As she ran, she vowed to leave as soon as she could. She didn’t know where she would go, and she didn’t know how but she would go. Whether it was Vegas or Vancouver, San Francisco or South Carolina, Peach Creek was her enemy now, and the Eds its main personification.
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